The Ferret's Property Law

To all Ferret lovers out there, this is the ferret's property law

Written by The Fat Ferret


1. If I like it, it's mine.


2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.


3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.


4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.


5. If it looks like mine, it's mine.


6. If it's mine, it must never be yours.


7. If I saw it first, it's mine.


8. If you have something and put it down, it's mine.


9. If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine.


10. If it used to be yours, get over it. 


11. If it's broken, it's yours.


12. If it's edible it's always mine.